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Yay! I solved it! Turned out it was a glitch in my theme and not WordPress itself. Anybody else using Atahualpa might want to check it out:

Go to Appearance.

Go to Atahualpa Theme Options.

Click on “Export/Import settings”

Click the button towards the bottom of the screen labeled “Delete ‘bfa_ata4′”.

Reload your blog.

Yay!

A way to test to see if this is the problem is to try loading a different theme–even a default one–to see if your blog still comes up. That’s how I figured it out.

Tried that, too. Still nothing.

I suppose I should clarify — when I say “links to past entries come up the same” I mean that I also get nothing but that single line of text.

My blog is now a line of text that reads as follows:

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Links to past entries come up the same. I can log in, but when I try to edit posts, I get a 500 internal server error.

I uploaded all my updates via One Button FTP. I had a major update I wanted to do to the blog, so I realllllly need to figure out how to unbork this.