I thought this part was the most important? :
// ** MySQL settings – You can get this info from your web host ** //
/** The name of the database for WordPress */
define(‘DB_NAME’, ‘putyourdbnamehere’);
/** MySQL database username */
define(‘DB_USER’, ‘usernamehere’);
/** MySQL database password */
define(‘DB_PASSWORD’, ‘yourpasswordhere’);
/** MySQL hostname */
define(‘DB_HOST’, ‘localhost’);
of which I already checked numerous times to make sure they were right. I don’t know anything about “database hostname info”.
As for the code, I’m talking about the random keys that need to be generated, as well as other lines of code such as table prefixes, debugging, configuring error logs, etc, etc.