Most of those nags serve no purpose for me and are quite annoying by wasting my time. Since you asked, I would like a version of the plugin that allows me to remove the plugin from the WordPress Admin bar.
For me, the plugin is bloated because I do not use Readability or Keyword Analysis and have to turn these features off with each install. I know many people say that they only use 10% of the plugin’s capabilities and don’t need or want the rest. That’s 90% bloat in my book.
You say, “We hardly ever promote our premium plugin inside our plugin.” Really? – How about your 8th sub-menu (Go Premium). How about the ads that run inside the plugin promoting website reviews, SEO copyright training, Yoast news, Yoast local SEO, oh wait… I can turn those off if I Go Premium. You are always pushing your pro services. That’s okay, just not sure why you say you don’t, when clearly you do?
Yesterday, I was particularly irked by you placing a notification within the plugin (yet another update) that did nothing but ask me to give you a 5 star rating. Every site I open, give me a 5 star rating, give me a 5 star rating, give me a 5 star rating, give me a 5 star rating…. I see enough of these and I’m ready to scream at you.
The scale used for rating these plugins is as follows: 1 star = Poor, 2 star = Works, 3 stars = Good, 4 stars = Great, 5 stars = Fantastic. I gave you 2 stars, because it works and because I was pissed off at you. I will upgrade that to 3 as I concede the plugin works good.
I just wish you would stop making us take so many actions just to maintain the plugin in it’s most basic form.