This plugin changed my life

I installed this plugin on a client’s site. He called me several times every day because he continued freaking out that something was wrong with his site. At this point, he was on the border of starting a new drinking habit. After trying several browsers per my suggestion, he eventually switched to Internet Explorer. The problem with that was that nothing works correctly in IE. This pushed him over the edge. That’s where the real problems began. He definitely had a drinking problem. I could tell from his slurred words when he called me several nights in a row trying to figure out why he kept getting logged out.

A few nights ago, I had to talk him down from the ledge of his apartment building. He was ready to jump. The great thing was that half the town showed up. We made it on the front page of the local paper. I was rewarded and given honorary keys to the city for saving this man’s life. Needless to say, I practically became an overnight celebrity in my town. I get free drinks at bars. Women look at me. I even got in free at the bluegrass festival this weekend. Heck, they even gave me a complimentary soda and nachos.

This plugin has done wonders for me.

Oh, yeah, they had to lock my client up for a few days down at the county rehabilitation center. Some type of psych tests or something. I’m not sure. I haven’t heard from him since he went in.