Template Suggestion/Help

I would like a Twenty Ten template similar to “one column, no sidebar” that does not have a header for designing a static page – let’s call it “one column, no sidebar, no header.” I’ve tried, but just don’t have the technical skills to do it. Can any of you heavy hitters pull this off? Are there any themes that have this capability? I’ve spent several days learning about Word Press, but this seems to defy the stuff I’ve read and tried. Help!