The static image is more static than you think, its fixed againts the middle of the browser window with an offset to the right, you would know this had you scrolled down, unless you are using IE.
“The content area is tight and there’s no nav.”
I prefer thinner article areas as for no navi, if I want to list categories I’ll use the widget, if I want to use pages I’ll do so likewise so exactly how is there no navigation, I assure you every single post is accessible.
“So in other words, what’s the point? “
Because I could? I liked the original blog’s text styling, background and that its, so I changed it into what I wanted and I wanted to show it off since I feel quite proud of my little hack.
PS: You’re using “eh” wrong.