Simple member's only plugin

I’m looking for a simple member’s only plugin that will simply redirect people who are not logged in to a splash page, a wordpress page, custom text, or simply the registration page. All the plugins I’ve found so far in the repository have extensive unneeded options for security and blah blah blah. I just want to redirect non-logged in users to a page, not secure my blog from the government.

Can anyone help? Thanks.