OMG

  • When the Universe was being created, It asked me, “What do you want to do first?” I said, “Hmm, create a sun and a planet.”

    WHOOSH. DONE.

    It asked me, “Now what?” I said, “OK, put people on the planet, create computers, and create the internet, and then create wordpress…”

    WHOOSH! DONE.

    “Now what?” I said now you have to create WP Rollback.

    WHOOSH! BAM! VIOLA’! DONE! …the Universe said.

    So then I asked the Universe, “What do YOU wanna do now?”

    And the Universe said, “I’m pooped. I need a cigarette.”

    WHOOSH! So I whipped one out and said thanks, “here’s a smoke.”

    The Universe said, “Hmmm, where did you create these?”

    I said, “Whoosh, I didn’t. The parallel Universe did..”

    And the Universe said, “Well… at least we have WP Rollback! It will save MILLIONS OF LIVES from anger, frustration, hate, bloodshed, computer assault, broken keyboards and beer bottles being thrown against the walls in fits of rage while screaming and pulling hair out yelling at the neighbors while attacking family members with a baseball bat!”

    I said, “Hmm, maybe your right Universe. Now let’s create marriage..”

    Universe said, “Hmmm, can I have another one of those smokes first?”

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  • Plugin Contributor Matt Cromwell

    (@webdevmattcrom)

    I might just print this out and frame it on my wall. So glad WP Rollback makes you (and the Universe) happy. You’ve sure my our day!

    WOW! What a testimonial! You sir have a way with words!

    …and “The Universe” is now trying to find the real identity of this person so that we can hire them to be our next content writer.

    Plugin Author Devin Walker

    (@dlocc)

    Greatest. Review. EVER!

    Thread Starter m0narch

    (@m0narch)

    Thank you for the kind comments, but I just a lowly proxy to the Cosmos. I am still very busy with Universe. It appears that my idea to create the 300-Jet Hot Tub and Nano-Potato Vodka is going over very well.

    We will start creating more things next week (Beamships, Quark Extractors, Lie Detector Vitamins, and such…), after we get done with the Romanian girls Universe created.

    Thread Starter m0narch

    (@m0narch)

    PS – WP-BUY guy, you already did. Just because I praise the genius of this plugin, its creators and their extreme intelligence, fortitude, integrity, love, eating habits, wives, girlfriends, pets and shower schedule, doesn’t make me and Universe contactable.

    You see, we are EVERYWHERE. We are the Sun in the sky, and the Moon in the night; the Stars in the eyes of EVERYONE. Just open your mind and pray to us. We are Omnipresent. We’re usually the two dudes drinking, yelling out of the window in that little flying fiery cloud thingie that NASA keeps taking pictures of.

    Weareeverywhereandnowhereatalltimesineveryspaceoftimewhetheryouknowitornot.

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