Mojor Break… Tried to fix, but no luck

Have you checked with your host? They may have a backup.

unfortunately, they don’t I’ve tried, and starting from scratch is impossible since I have data going back to 2014 from my (not long active) Tumblr account.

Annoyingly this issue has made it to where I am unable to access any of my site, so am only able to update admin biased settings via phpMyAdmin.

Also, I can say the SQL update for the new version worked, as I was able to get that part up before it started spuing out errors.

From what I’ve been able to figure out so far, all errors go back to the woo-hooks.php & pluggable.php

The errors you show are not any problem. The first is the only concern, because the others are showing only because the first is printed out. The deprecation warning is because of your PHP version. One of your plugins or theme is using create_function, which will be an error in a future version of PHP (it still works on your version).

You don’t say what the redirect loop is doing. Check the .htaccess file to see if you have made it redirect in a loop.

the redirect loop is loading any page you go to over and over, well trying to load but doesn’t… and there’s a problem when it comes to access, for some reason, it’s locked down and hidden to me.

I swear once I get my site up again I’m moving hosts

UPDATE: I now have access to .htaccess
Here’s what it’s got

# BEGIN WordPress
<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /
RewriteRule ^index\.php$ - [L]
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule . /index.php [L]
</IfModule>
# END WordPress
# Wordfence WAF
<Files ".user.ini">
<IfModule mod_authz_core.c>
	Require all denied
</IfModule>
<IfModule !mod_authz_core.c>
	Order deny,allow
	Deny from all
</IfModule>
</Files>
# END Wordfence WAF
# php -- BEGIN cPanel-generated handler, do not edit
# Set the “ea-php72” package as the default “PHP” programming language.
<IfModule mime_module>
  AddType application/x-httpd-php .php .php7 .phtml
</IfModule>
# php -- END cPanel-generated handler, do not edit

Also Sidenote, I no longer use wordfence so removed that part, reducing it to

# BEGIN WordPress
<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /
RewriteRule ^index\.php$ - [L]
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule . /index.php [L]
</IfModule>
# END WordPress
# php -- BEGIN cPanel-generated handler, do not edit
# Set the “ea-php72” package as the default “PHP” programming language.
<IfModule mime_module>
  AddType application/x-httpd-php .php .php7 .phtml
</IfModule>
# php -- END cPanel-generated handler, do not edit

here’s what’s happening with the redirect
https://gyazo.com/f39d21a0d788c385844b69bf109245d3

• This reply was modified 6 years ago by babytommy.
• This reply was modified 6 years ago by babytommy. Reason: Added gif showing what' the loop does
• This reply was modified 6 years ago by babytommy.

I’ve been thinking about this one for the last few hours just trying to figure out what in the world could have wiped out your backups including the one on the thumb drive that’s stored in your fireproof safe at the office!

The only thing I can figure is, maybe you never had any backups! Right?

Anyway, we all learn something from these things.

So, I’m seeing a pluggable issue here and that’s usually the theme causing that.

First, kill your theme by renaming it via FTP or your Control Panel’s file manager which should cause WordPress to swap in the default theme if it can find one. Hopefully, that will fix things.

Do a real good backup… files and database. I like upDraftPlus for that.

Now you should be in a better place to fix things.

https://www.wpbeginner.com/wp-tutorials/how-to-fix-pluggable-php-file-errors-in-wordpress/