Long-time partner, but now i want a divorce!

Dear Addthis,

Thank you for all the good times, but for whatever reason, you’ve changed so much I don’t even recognize you anymore..

you used to be so considerate and compromising… yet now you’ve compromised our marriage by focusing so much on monetary gains… you’ve gained so much weight that cohabitation has become too unbearable.

I’ve already moved on and found a new partner in Simple Share Buttons Adder… unlike you, it is slim, simple, undemanding, and unobtrusive.

You may keep the goldfish.

Farewell.