Jeff's Best Hemp! Theme Match Help

I need something that works out of the box and for free and matches.

The first two are easy but the third criteria just isn’t going to happen. Every parent loves their child, no matter how ugly. I am sure you love your website, and I don’t want to put a downer on you, but the fact is your site is a pug ugly throw back to the 1990s. Web design has moved on and the chance that a 21st century theme creator is making themes that match that are zero.

Both the previous times you asked this question people suggested you use atahualpa (and both times you didn’t bother to respond). It can match your three column design and you can edit the background and text colours to get as close as possible to your existing page. If there is something specific that you can’t achieve with that theme then post a response to the people who have been kind enough to spend their free time helping you and explain what the issue is. Maybe someone will know that answer and be able to help.

If that isn’t good enough for you then you will have to modify an existing theme yourself or pay someone to do it for you.

Thanks?

Jeff, obscure is correct. You will not find a theme that is a 100% match to your needs. If you don’t want to do any coding, your going to need to pay someone to make the modifications you require. No one is going to do it for free, most of us are booked up with paying clients as it is.

I do not know nor wish to know any coding. I need something that works out of the box and for free and matches.

Man, that would be nice… If you find a way to summon Rumpelstiltskin let me know, we could both be very wealthy.

Thank You?

It would have been nice to actually receive help on this but both of these posts seem like they’re just aimed at scoring points off a need for help and come across as significantly rude. In the future please refrain from commenting unless they can actually be polite and helpful in the “support” forum.

You want the moon on a stick, for free, with zero effort on your part. Not gonna happen and the sooner you realise that the better for you. Having reality explained to you IS helpful. You may not like it but it is helpful none-the-less.

People have offered solutions in your other threads and you didn’t even bother to post a response. You are rude and ungrateful and I am going to happily follow your suggestion and not post in any more of your threads. Off to help those whose aren’t too lazy to help themselves.

geez you’re a total dick dan.