Install the object-cache.php file automatically, configure remote memcached serv

I’m struggling to figure out what the point of this as a plugin is. First off, why doesn’t the installation just copy the .php file into wp-content/ automatically? It’s really insane to have to do this on a deployed host, manually. Second, there appears to be no options for specifying the memcached service, which basically indicates this is just expecting to use a memcached process running on the same host. This makes using this in a scaled, containerized environment even more of pain. Come on…