@dylantov,
Thanks for your honest and detailed review! I came across this review when trying to find out what kind of support I would be getting with the pro version. I’ve had the same painful experience — almost to the letter — that you describe with every expensive plugin I’ve bought: Elementor, Dynamic Content, Essential Addons. At least with essential addons they offered some explanation: They are on the other side of the globe (if you are in the USA like I am) so when I am logging online for work they have already left work and are heading to bed. This seems to indicate there is no night-shift — since when?
In the 90s I worked at several telemarketing and customer service call centers in Iowa and people were employed round the clock. I don’t know if that’s a “niche” thing and perhaps software support has “always” been lazy, er I mean cheap, er I mean only working the day shift? When I worked at several several helpdesks including IBM and Mattel Interactive in the early 2000s, we were only open for 12 hours I think.
I don’t know if I’d characterize UpdraftPlus technical support as totally incompetent, but if incompetence was named “Elvis”, then they seem to be finalists for the Elvis impersonator award based on your review. Often incompetence tries to hide itself from truth by shifting blame. A pro product you pay for should at minimum offer realtime 24×7 chat support.
Dynamic Content (Dynamic.ooo) is sneaky in that they could possibly technically claim that they “do have 24-hr chat support”. But, they don’t. Sure, you can contact them via their chat interface 24×7, but nobody will even bother replied for at least 8-12 hrs.
Anyway, I was just about to recommend my boss to pay for the pro version of UpdraftPlus, but after reading your post, I have changed my mind.