Cannot access wp-admin/post-new.php

I moved to a new host and everything went fine. The whole blog is there and i can acces the dashboard and options, presentation etc

But whenever i try to access

https://turdonastick.com/wp-admin/post-new.php

nothing but a blank screen. At first i thought some of the files were currupt so wiped everything and reinstaled WP. When i tried to access:
https://turdonastick.com/wp-admin/post-new.php
WP prompted me to update my database. I did (WP did, so it said) and still the same problem.

It must be the database but I don’t know a database from a hole in the ground.

I’ve included the first 30 or so likes of the db maybe someone can make some sense of why everything but post-new.php loads and works.

here is is:

— MySQL dump 10.9
—
— Host: localhost Database: db411tblog
— ——————————————————
— Server version 4.1.20
/*!40014 SET @OLD_UNIQUE_CHECKS=@@UNIQUE_CHECKS, UNIQUE_CHECKS=0 */;
/*!40014 SET @OLD_FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS=@@FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS, FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS=0 */;
/*!40101 SET @OLD_SQL_MODE=@@SQL_MODE, SQL_MODE=’NO_AUTO_VALUE_ON_ZERO,MYSQL323′ */;
/*!40111 SET @OLD_SQL_NOTES=@@SQL_NOTES, SQL_NOTES=0 */;

—
— Table structure for table wp_categories
—

DROP TABLE IF EXISTS wp_categories;
CREATE TABLE wp_categories (
cat_ID bigint(20) NOT NULL,
cat_name varchar(55) NOT NULL default ”,
category_nicename varchar(200) NOT NULL default ”,
category_description longtext NOT NULL,
category_parent bigint(20) NOT NULL default ‘0’,
category_count bigint(20) NOT NULL default ‘0’,
link_count bigint(20) NOT NULL default ‘0’,
posts_private tinyint(1) NOT NULL default ‘0’,
links_private tinyint(1) NOT NULL default ‘0’,
PRIMARY KEY (cat_ID),
KEY category_nicename (category_nicename)
) TYPE=MyISAM;

—
— Dumping data for table wp_categories
—

/*!40000 ALTER TABLE wp_categories DISABLE KEYS */;
LOCK TABLES wp_categories WRITE;
INSERT INTO wp_categories (cat_ID, cat_name, category_nicename, category_description, category_parent, category_count, link_count, posts_private, links_private) VALUES