Can I Pay/Donate for Help ? Please…

I need some help from anyone… and I am willing to make some gifts or payment or donation (however you want to call it since I dont want to offend anyone with money).

I want a simple WordPress 1.5 template for my website.
1. 3 column Template ( I will take care of graphics)
2. WordPress Plugins – Recent Comments, Most Commented On, Archives, Meta (for users to Login), Google Adsense,
Print this page, Email this page to a friend, Post Blog by email. Sample Sites : https://www.bloggingblogher.com/ and https://www.pvrwire.com/
I am also a developer and I understand that what I am looking for is available for free but I just dont have the time to dig out the internet for these free stuff right now.. I want something as soon as possible. I will use paypal for paying. I dont want to turn this forum to a bidding zone, but I know this is the place where the best wordpress coders hang around. Please email me at tess123 at gmail dot com if you are interested.

Thanks a lot!