Blog Parse Error After “Update Options” HELP!

Here’s the code:

https://wordpress.pastebin.ca./720688

When you say you tried to “update options”, what exactly did you update?

It looks like you have a wrong value for either or both of the WordPress address and Blog address on the General options page. These should be complete URLs, most likely:

https://www.selenakittyn.com/Blog in your case.

If you can get into options, fix them there, otherwise try this:

https://www.village-idiot.org/archives/2007/07/04/wp-emergency-url/

I updated the time zone.

I tried the village idiot fix, but it gave me a “404 Not Found” error when I attempted to load the page:

https://www.selenakittyn.com/emergency-url-change.php

I did change the file (alice=goober), saved it, uploaded it to www/selenakittyn.com/Blog (where all the wp files are) before trying to load the page, too.

Not sure what I’m doing wrong there.

I can’t log into the blog directly, it gives me a string of error messages when I do.

Is there a way to walk me through the phpMyAdmin way, or can someone tell me what I’m doing wrong the Village Idiot way?

Did it!

Thank you!