A page margin I DON’T WANT!

start by using proper HTML

you have 2 opening body tags, and NO opening HTML tag.

you are also enclosing the images, (albeit, youre missing a close tag there too) in <p> tags.

In other words, sloppy in = sloppy out.

https://www.village-idiot.org/broke/mine.html

Yeh it is sloppy but i didn’t to the extent that it would matter. As for the <p> tags I blame wordpress!
Anyway thanks alot, LOVE YOU!