Kafkaesqui’s suggestion works perfectly. Here’s some code for a nice simple front page notice if anyone wants it:
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1">
<title>Blog name</title>
<style type="text/css" media="screen">
<!--
body
{
color: white;
background-color: #0033FF;
margin: 0px
}
#horizon
{
color: white;
background-color: transparent;
text-align: center;
position: absolute;
top: 50%;
left: 0px;
width: 100%;
height: 1px;
overflow: visible;
visibility: visible;
display: block
}
#content
{
font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, sans-serif;
background-color: transparent;
margin-left: -125px;
position: absolute;
top: -35px;
left: 50%;
width: 250px;
height: 70px;
visibility: visible
}
.bodytext
{
font-size: 11px
}
a:link, a:visited
{
color: #06f;
text-decoration: none
}
a:hover
{
color: red;
text-decoration: none
}
-->
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div id="horizon">
<div id="content">
<div class="bodytext">
Blog name is down for some maintenance<br>
<br>
Try again in a few minutes</div>
</div>
</div>
</body>
</html>
P.S. sorry again red-star. Peace and love brother. I gotta relax a little.