Rating: 5 stars

Oh lord! This is one of the best things on WordPress. I cant thank @brad Parbs enough thank you so much for this and all the laughter I have gotten because of this absolute beast of a plugin.

Much Love,
JOJO

Rating: 5 stars

Never heard of this plugin before, no idea if it still works because I’ve never installed it. Seen the developer has recently created a few plugins so I search the name Brad Parbs ( @bradparbs ) and found this. The reviews on this? Hysterical! Who knows? I have a client in Melbourne who is always delinquent, may give it a go! Hahahahahahaha! Thanks for the laughs my WP Brother!

Rating: 5 stars

I want to install this on SO MANY SITES! What absolute brilliance.

In the next version, maybe you can code it up so that IF user XYZ is logged in, the system will automatically kick him out after every 4-6 different page reloads in the WPAdmin… Because I have a certain someone in mind…. muahahahahaha

CHEERS!!
Sarah

EDITED to include this: OH MY WORD the reviews of this plugin are AMAZING!! HAHAHAHAHA Best find all night!!

Rating: 4 stars

My clients are starting to see patterns! Please consider using mt_rand() in place of rand()!

Otherwise, nice work.

Rating: 5 stars

One of the biggest stressors in my career is the difficulty of keeping in contact with my clients. You see, I get distressed if I don’t get an email from each of them at least 2-3 times a day. This plugin has completely revolutionized the way I do business. Now I don’t have to twiddle my thumbs waiting for a client to reach out – I can rest assured that I’ll hear from him/her on a regular basis! I can’t believe no one thought of this sooner.

Rating: 5 stars

Some friends are getting this on 4/1/14.

Rating: 5 stars

I installed this plugin on a client’s site. He called me several times every day because he continued freaking out that something was wrong with his site. At this point, he was on the border of starting a new drinking habit. After trying several browsers per my suggestion, he eventually switched to Internet Explorer. The problem with that was that nothing works correctly in IE. This pushed him over the edge. That’s where the real problems began. He definitely had a drinking problem. I could tell from his slurred words when he called me several nights in a row trying to figure out why he kept getting logged out.

A few nights ago, I had to talk him down from the ledge of his apartment building. He was ready to jump. The great thing was that half the town showed up. We made it on the front page of the local paper. I was rewarded and given honorary keys to the city for saving this man’s life. Needless to say, I practically became an overnight celebrity in my town. I get free drinks at bars. Women look at me. I even got in free at the bluegrass festival this weekend. Heck, they even gave me a complimentary soda and nachos.

This plugin has done wonders for me.

Oh, yeah, they had to lock my client up for a few days down at the county rehabilitation center. Some type of psych tests or something. I’m not sure. I haven’t heard from him since he went in.

Rating: 5 stars

BEST!

I can’t imagine how I got by without this plugin. It’s so refreshing and I’ve installed it on the wife’s blog just to get her to call me more often.

Wife: Why am I getting logged out again????

*Sniff*

This… plugin… has made me… so happy at home. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

*Wipes tears from my eye*

Rating: 5 stars

Do you have a group blog where your writers keep hitting “save draft” and never really publishing the work they’re supposed to be publishing? Well this plugin is for you! A random die roll gives them a 1 in 10 chance of being logged out. It will give them a nice scare about their work not being saved and will encourage them to hit “Publish” sooner. Of course, they’d still get that die roll when they do, and you’ll make them come calling to see if their work was saved.

This is the perfect plugin for the fascist managing editor.

Rating: 5 stars

I’ve heard that this plugin can make your site Digg-proof, but again maybe it’s just because Digg is dead.

This plugin highlights the fact that there’s a huge ‘Roulette’ market with needs for: Login Roulette (valid credentials get rejected 1 in 10 times), Publish Roulette (sometimes pressing “Publish” will just delete your post, so you can enjoy all those post revisions that nobody uses), The_Loop Roulette (infrequent reversed display order on your front page to be playful with indexing robots), and of course Theme Roulette to sometimes activate theme Kubrick like it’s 2008 again.

Rating: 5 stars

This plugin works, flawlessly. On the other hand, I spent 15 minutes trying to figure out what was going wrong with my login. You see, my fellow employees thought it would be funny to prank me and put this plugin into full effect without my knowledge. FUNNY GUISE. It’s a great plugin if you’re looking to infuriate someone.

Rating: 1 star

Oh wait never mind logged out now how do I change this review

Rating: 1 star

And lost my shirt…?

This was worse the my last trip to Vegas…?at least I got comped dinner at the buffet for spending all my time at their roulette table.

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Rating: 5 stars

It does exactly what’s advertised. The code is very lightweight and clean. Fantastic work!

Rating: 5 stars

I look at a million plugins every day. This was the best one I’ve had to review in all of 2013.

Rating: 5 stars

Can you port this to Joomla?! Please!

Rating: 5 stars

As someone who has worked in supporting WordPress clients for quite some time, and has always enjoyed it, this plugin actually inspired me to choose a different path.

We often run into situations where people become so frustrated with technical issues that they’re experiencing, that they go to the extreme of considering a new computer purchase to see if that will resolve their problem.

With WordPress powering over 20% of the web now, I’ve chosen to promote this plugin with every bit of marketing prowess I possess, and dive head first into retail computer sales.

Thank you for your contribution.

See ya on my yacht, suckas!

Rating: 5 stars

I’ve been looking for a plugin like this for ages now – this one does the job and does it perfectly.

Installing this on all my client sites, right now.

Thanks!

Rating: 5 stars

Let’s face it, the WordPress admin panel is too predictable. This fixes that problem and adds some much needed excitement back into your wp-admin life. Try it today.
Also, I have it on good authority that if you’re not 100% satisfied with your new wp-admin experience, the plugin author is willing to offer a 100% refund.

Rating: 5 stars

Does exactly what it says it does. No more, no less. I wish all plugins were as bloat-free as this.

Rating: 5 stars

It’s not a good idea to install this plugin on your company’s website and then remove access to the Plugins page in the Dashboard.

Your bosses will not have a fun time at all, and they’ll know it was you because you’re the only one who keeps smirking and giggling every time they flip out about “THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE JUST LOGGED ME OUT AGAIN”.

I mean, it’s a great plugin and it does what it says it does, but just be careful. Also, if anyone’s hiring…

Rating: 5 stars

I hope luck is on my side

Rating: 5 stars

I have this client who rarely pays on time. When he gets behind on his bill, a “strange” bug appears that b?rks the dashboard? I just reply with, “as soon as you’re current, I’ll take a look.”

Boom! He pays his invoice and I disable the plugin and look like a freakin’ hero…

Thanks Parbs for getting me my benjamins!!

Rating: 5 stars

I can’t recommend this plugin enough, adds a much needed sense of risk while maintaining my site.

Rating: 5 stars

Does what it says, but you probably don’t want this.